{"product_id":"bah-humbug-funny-meme-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Bah Humbug Funny Meme Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"This velveteen plush blanket wraps a wry sense of humor around soft, sumptuous warmth. The bold red, black, and white circular “HUM…” graphic repeats across the surface like a streetwise chorus—playful, sarcastic, and a little rebellious. It drapes easily over a couch, folds into a gaming chair, or layers on a bed, bringing attitude to late-night movie binges, dorm room hangs, and cozy winter evenings. The medium-heavy velveteen feels plush against the skin and keeps its vivid print on one side, so the mood stays bright and sharp even after washes. Thoughtful stitching and quick-drying polyester mean it stands up to frequent use while staying comfortably soft—ready for anyone who likes to be warm, dry, and a little cheeky when the lights go down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Extra-soft medium-heavy velveteen (300 g\/m²) for plush warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant one-sided, high-detail red\/black\/white print\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester (100% or 83\/17 poly-spandex)\u003cbr\u003e- Safety \u0026amp; chemical compliant for adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":62717713481868,"sku":"26034919637867305893","price":27.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":62717713514636,"sku":"15725094831563844282","price":40.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":62717713547404,"sku":"29410571724332522322","price":64.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/0954\/4588\/files\/2774119177621446113_2048.jpg?v=1791930856","url":"https:\/\/vibesvault.store\/products\/bah-humbug-funny-meme-velveteen-plush-blanket","provider":"VIBES VAULT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}